Funny English 2

Here is another tiny taste of the phenomenon that is bad English. Sometimes I wonder how it would turn out if I tried to write something in Chinese.
and Greetings, all of you faithful readers, as I'm living in Hong Kong! Enjoy every blog...Boony

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times! stop it!
"many old people thought by themselves and earrled ll oul." Also says "noving nation" under Iron block 66.
And for the high class, we have fountain rens
"I'm a surfer and I'm surfing all day. When I don't surf I eat some food. I'm always in " (the surfer's head cuts off the rest)

found on the edge of a fountain/pool. Our best guess is that padding is something done in the water?